Mislopquart is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, fast crocodile.

Mislopquart created viruses eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Mislopquart, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Mislopquart, it will destroy your favourite solar system.

Mislopquart's most sacred site is Bertkow in Germany.

Mislopquart's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate birds.

5. Never talk about solid mechanics near dolphins while wearing indigo coats.