Benlimcanhas Tanlistdib is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, boastful newt.

Benlimcanhas Tanlistdib created Europe five billion years ago.

If you believe in Benlimcanhas Tanlistdib, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Benlimcanhas Tanlistdib, she will try to impress you with rainbows.

Benlimcanhas Tanlistdib's most sacred site is Katballe in Denmark.

Benlimcanhas Tanlistdib's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in white rooms.

2. Never sing near dogs.

3. Do not leap in public.

4. Never look at galaxies.

5. Always help sick great tits.