Narlcibsas Zodmobdod is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, dishonourable troll.

Narlcibsas Zodmobdod created the Black Eye Galaxy four million years ago.

If you believe in Narlcibsas Zodmobdod, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Narlcibsas Zodmobdod, it will torture you forever.

Narlcibsas Zodmobdod's most sacred site is Dingcun in China.

Narlcibsas Zodmobdod's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Never think about archaea.

3. Never chant in holy places.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Always help tortoises in need.