Hunbinfab is a god.

He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, duplicitous crab.

Hunbinfab created the planet Venus four years ago.

If you believe in Hunbinfab, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Hunbinfab, he will destroy your favourite star.

Hunbinfab's most sacred site is Embalam in India.

Hunbinfab's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large lead sculpture of Hunbinfab on top of all buildings.

2. Always help moths.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Never think about ribonucleic acid.