Watgedgem is a god.

She takes the form of a rotund, benevolent cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.

Watgedgem created the Sombrero Galaxy seven million years ago.

If you believe in Watgedgem, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Watgedgem, she will send four elephants to rub you out.

Watgedgem's most sacred site is Questenberg in Germany.

Watgedgem's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about optics near birds while wearing pink dresses and balancing four zinc spheres on your hands.

2. Never think about nucleic acids.

3. Feed all hungry sheep.

4. Do not skip in public.

5. Do not wear gray clothing.