Pidhonflab is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, unselfish dolphin.

Pidhonflab created a strange quark four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Pidhonflab, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Pidhonflab, it will be mildly annoyed.

Pidhonflab's most sacred site is Altata in Mexico.

Pidhonflab's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed aubergines to eagles while wearing cyan hats.

2. Never eat carrots.

3. Never write about nebulae.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Pidhonflab.