Bamdadquam is a god.

It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, overgenerous spider.

Bamdadquam created oxygen five million years ago.

If you believe in Bamdadquam, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Bamdadquam, it will curse you with boils.

Bamdadquam's most sacred site is Edenryd in Sweden.

Bamdadquam's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Always make sure there are no snails in a room before entering it.

4. Bamdadquam loves whales, so they must be honoured.

5. Never talk about bats.