Bammabrull is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, smart swan.

Bammabrull created viruses two million years ago.

If you believe in Bammabrull, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Bammabrull, she will turn you into a mouse.

Bammabrull's most sacred site is Ringsted in Denmark.

Bammabrull's Holy Commandments

1. Put Bammabrull first in all things.

2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Bammabrull.

3. Never hurt sharks.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Fast once a month.