Yimmabgut is a god.

It takes the form of a very long, unthoughtful tapir.

Yimmabgut created vertebrates eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Yimmabgut, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Yimmabgut, it will send minions to preach to you.

Yimmabgut's most sacred site is Yerakini in Greece.

Yimmabgut's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Never hurt ants.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate capybaras.