Gigvabtik is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, all-powerful fairy.

Gigvabtik created the Tadpole Galaxy six billion years ago.

If you believe in Gigvabtik, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Gigvabtik, it will have a very low opinion of you.

Gigvabtik's most sacred site is Omaweneno in Botswana.

Gigvabtik's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Learn seven new languages a year.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Paint representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place in magenta.

5. Do not hurt whales.