Flyhonxen is a god.

He takes the form of a minute, ruthless warg.

Flyhonxen created viruses nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Flyhonxen, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Flyhonxen, he will throw large rocks at you.

Flyhonxen's most sacred site is Bokaa in Botswana.

Flyhonxen's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant white sculpture of Flyhonxen in the centre of the settlement.

2. Paint representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place in red.

3. Always help sick swans.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Do not leap in public.