Konbugstip is a god.

He takes the form of a massive, flying frog.

Konbugstip created humankind five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Konbugstip, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Konbugstip, he will be mildly annoyed.

Konbugstip's most sacred site is Zlatolist in Bulgaria.

Konbugstip's Holy Commandments

1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Erect a giant nickel sculpture of Konbugstip in the centre of the settlement.

5. Never talk about fire.