Godtafyar is a god.

He takes the form of a very small, confident gerbil.

Godtafyar created the Sun four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Godtafyar, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Godtafyar, he will turn you into a rock.

Godtafyar's most sacred site is Manakuppam in India.

Godtafyar's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Never paint your back orange.

4. Never hurt grasshopers.

5. Erect seven nickel sculptures of Godtafyar on top of important buildings.