Rutnellhighakpom is a god.

He takes the form of a huge, selfish wolf.

Rutnellhighakpom created the Virgo Supercluster three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Rutnellhighakpom, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Rutnellhighakpom, he will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Rutnellhighakpom's most sacred site is Littoinen in Finland.

Rutnellhighakpom's Holy Commandments

1. Show mercy to disobedient children.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Rutnellhighakpom loves geese, so they must be honoured.

5. Paint representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place.