Fidbogmit is a god.
He takes the form of a gargantuan, sapient
deer.
Fidbogmit created the Black Eye Galaxy three million years ago.
If you believe in
Fidbogmit, he will look on you favourably.
If you do not believe in
Fidbogmit, he will curse you and those you beget for all time.
Fidbogmit's most sacred site is Issigeac in France.
Fidbogmit's Holy Commandments1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.
2. Do not laugh in public.
3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate foxes.
4. Do not drink water in blue rooms.
5. Never think about nucleic acids.