Hivrullwad is a god.

He takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, omniscient lobster.

Hivrullwad created light two years ago.

If you believe in Hivrullwad, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Hivrullwad, he will turn you into a puffin.

Hivrullwad's most sacred site is Gorslas in Wales.

Hivrullwad's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Do not drink water in turquoise rooms.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Always make sure there are no aardvarks in a room before entering it.