Sidlogveg is a god.

It takes the form of a planet-sized, stupid cat.

Sidlogveg created the Milkyway six million years ago.

If you believe in Sidlogveg, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Sidlogveg, it will throw large rocks at you.

Sidlogveg's most sacred site is Vandet in Denmark.

Sidlogveg's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate monkeys.

3. Sidlogveg must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Sidlogveg loves aardvarks, so they must be respected.