Dablidflowzenbutgep is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, thoughtless mongoose.

Dablidflowzenbutgep created the planet Jupiter two million years ago.

If you believe in Dablidflowzenbutgep, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Dablidflowzenbutgep, he will turn you into a snail.

Dablidflowzenbutgep's most sacred site is Gassin in France.

Dablidflowzenbutgep's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. You must pray to Dablidflowzenbutgep four times a day.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Do not kill mice.

5. Do not wear violet clothing.