Futwotpitdot is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly fat, selfish whale.

Futwotpitdot created matter nine million years ago.

If you believe in Futwotpitdot, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Futwotpitdot, he will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Futwotpitdot's most sacred site is Corsock in Scotland.

Futwotpitdot's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant cyan sculpture of Futwotpitdot in the centre of the settlement.

2. Feed all hungry moths.

3. Run away if seven shrews approach from the south.

4. Manatees are not to be trusted.

5. Do not speak about peanuts.