Rulyogsaw is a god.

He takes the form of a giant, unjust frog.

Rulyogsaw created dark matter three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Rulyogsaw, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Rulyogsaw, he will send minions to preach to you.

Rulyogsaw's most sacred site is Pontelandolfo in Italy.

Rulyogsaw's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Rulyogsaw.

3. Run away if nine rats approach from the west.

4. Never mention foxes.

5. Never play with disobedient children.