Negfligshav is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, boastful gnu.

Negfligshav created vertebrates four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Negfligshav, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Negfligshav, he will say rude things about you at parties.

Negfligshav's most sacred site is Penpont in Scotland.

Negfligshav's Holy Commandments

1. Always help ducks.

2. Always make sure there are no whales in a room before entering it.

3. Never think about gravity.

4. Ants are not to be trusted.

5. Do not hurt gulls.