Vagboplamfoddagrillkap is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, sapient frog.

Vagboplamfoddagrillkap created carbon nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Vagboplamfoddagrillkap, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Vagboplamfoddagrillkap, she will try to impress you with rainbows.

Vagboplamfoddagrillkap's most sacred site is Manna in Greece.

Vagboplamfoddagrillkap's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat rice.

2. Never write about electromagnetism.

3. Always treat snails with great respect.

4. Paint representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place in violet.

5. Do not speak about strawberries.