Gidyarnat Budpodpod is a god.

He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, self-confident cow.

Gidyarnat Budpodpod created the Andromeda Galaxy three billion years ago.

If you believe in Gidyarnat Budpodpod, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Gidyarnat Budpodpod, he will try to impress you with rainbows.

Gidyarnat Budpodpod's most sacred site is Nakke in Denmark.

Gidyarnat Budpodpod's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if nine dogs approach from the east.

2. Do not shave your legs.

3. Never write about the strong nuclear force.

4. Never feed lots of garlic to turtles while wearing magenta ear rings.

5. Do not speak about melons.