Ortwottail is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, awe-inspiring monkey.

Ortwottail created the Sol system two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Ortwottail, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Ortwottail, it will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Ortwottail's most sacred site is Valdena in Italy.

Ortwottail's Holy Commandments

1. Never hop near ants.

2. Never wear orange stockings.

3. Never think about amino acids.

4. Never talk about bats.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate birds.