Spagcanhak is a god.

She takes the form of a small, fussy dragonfly.

Spagcanhak created everything that exists four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Spagcanhak, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Spagcanhak, she will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Spagcanhak's most sacred site is Qangwa in Botswana.

Spagcanhak's Holy Commandments

1. Never leap in the presence of eagles.

2. Draw representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Spagcanhak.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of platinum.

5. Do not chop down trees.