Bagdimveen is a god.

She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, wise octopus.

Bagdimveen created the planet Saturn eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bagdimveen, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Bagdimveen, she will destroy your home solar system.

Bagdimveen's most sacred site is Makopong in Botswana.

Bagdimveen's Holy Commandments

1. Geese are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Never jump in the presence of badgers.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Retreat if nine mice approach from the south.