Citwikfas is a god.

It takes the form of a slim, vain horse.

Citwikfas created matter four billion years ago.

If you believe in Citwikfas, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Citwikfas, it will destroy your home galaxy.

Citwikfas' most sacred site is Hetta in Finland.

Citwikfas' Holy Commandments

1. Always help otters.

2. Do not wear carbon on your body.

3. Moths are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Erect a giant platinum sculpture of Citwikfas in the centre of the settlement.

5. Always wear mauve.