Viltarghas is a god.

She takes the form of a very thin, flying human.

Viltarghas created vertebrates three million years ago.

If you believe in Viltarghas, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Viltarghas, she will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Viltarghas' most sacred site is Omaweneno in Botswana.

Viltarghas' Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Do not kill grasshopers.

3. Always look after injured pigs.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Never think about quantum gravity near eagles while wearing blue skirts and balancing five titanium spheres on your feet.