Bestdabcab is a god.
She takes the form of a small, irritating
fish.
Bestdabcab created oxygen six billion years ago.
If you believe in
Bestdabcab, she will smite all your enemies.
If you do not believe in
Bestdabcab, she will turn you into a duck.
Bestdabcab's most sacred site is Insel in Germany.
Bestdabcab's Holy Commandments1. Never go into green rooms.
2. Never think about optics.
3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.
4. Never think about moons.
5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Bestdabcab.