Midsinbum is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, two-faced gerbil.

Midsinbum created the Milkyway six billion years ago.

If you believe in Midsinbum, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Midsinbum, it will turn you into a rock.

Midsinbum's most sacred site is Karikalampakkam in India.

Midsinbum's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about black holes.

2. Paint representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place in green.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Midsinbum loves sheep, so they must be respected.