Kimsidgad is a god.
She takes the form of a large, cheerful
camel.
Kimsidgad created the Sun nine quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Kimsidgad, she will grant you immortality.
If you do not believe in
Kimsidgad, she will refuse to believe in you.
Kimsidgad's most sacred site is Omaweneno in Botswana.
Kimsidgad's Holy Commandments1. Never talk about ultrasonics.
2. Run away from black ants, for they are unholy.
3. Paint representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place in mauve.
4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.
5. Fast once a month.