Kimsidgad is a god.

She takes the form of a large, cheerful camel.

Kimsidgad created the Sun nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Kimsidgad, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Kimsidgad, she will refuse to believe in you.

Kimsidgad's most sacred site is Omaweneno in Botswana.

Kimsidgad's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about ultrasonics.

2. Run away from black ants, for they are unholy.

3. Paint representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place in mauve.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Fast once a month.