Dumparkbuddonquaflarngodpan is a god.

She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, flying human.

Dumparkbuddonquaflarngodpan created the Black Eye Galaxy three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dumparkbuddonquaflarngodpan, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Dumparkbuddonquaflarngodpan, she will send two she bears to sort you out.

Dumparkbuddonquaflarngodpan's most sacred site is Polydrosos in Greece.

Dumparkbuddonquaflarngodpan's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about horizontal gene transfer.

2. Always help ants.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Dumparkbuddonquaflarngodpan.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.