Natmegwon is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, all-knowing chicken.

Natmegwon created light four billion years ago.

If you believe in Natmegwon, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Natmegwon, it will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Natmegwon's most sacred site is Outchimedu in India.

Natmegwon's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Natmegwon loves geese, so they must be honoured.

3. You must never eat peanuts.

4. Do not speak about lemons.

5. Never hurt whales.