Hapflapfod is a god.

He takes the form of a five thousand metre long, strong armadillo.

Hapflapfod created the Tadpole Galaxy three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hapflapfod, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Hapflapfod, he will turn you into a hamster.

Hapflapfod's most sacred site is Glastonbury Tor in England.

Hapflapfod's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Erect a giant white sculpture of Hapflapfod in the centre of the settlement.

3. Learn four new languages a year.

4. Erect eight zinc sculptures of Hapflapfod on top of important buildings.

5. Fast once a month.