Sanwodhub is a god.

He takes the form of a massive, wise dragonfly.

Sanwodhub created the Sunflower Galaxy eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sanwodhub, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Sanwodhub, he will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Sanwodhub's most sacred site is Troms in Norway.

Sanwodhub's Holy Commandments

1. Learn four new languages a year.

2. Never think about bacteria.

3. Never talk about spacetime near ducks while wearing white kilts and balancing eight zinc spheres on your back.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Do not keep nine dogs in a large pit.