Jentonk is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely heavy, deceitful lion.

Jentonk created a photon nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Jentonk, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Jentonk, it will ignore you.

Jentonk's most sacred site is Quellendorf in Germany.

Jentonk's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Always make sure there are no tapirs in a room before entering it.

3. Always obey Jentonk's priests.

4. Never write about planets.

5. Do not eat limes.