Pid is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, strong giraffe.

Pid created light six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Pid, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Pid, she will destroy your home galaxy.

Pid's most sacred site is Metsimotlhabe in Botswana.

Pid's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Pid must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Erect eight tin sculptures of Pid on top of important buildings.

4. Erect a large platinum sculpture of Pid on top of all buildings.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.