Gidligdid is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely heavy, weak butterfly.

Gidligdid created an up quark two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gidligdid, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Gidligdid, it will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Gidligdid's most sacred site is Turckheim in France.

Gidligdid's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry tortoises.

2. Put Gidligdid first in all things.

3. Learn six new languages a year.

4. Do not keep seven dogs in a large pit.

5. Hide if nine monkeys approach from the west.