Bugmillat is a god.

She takes the form of a very large, conceited ant.

Bugmillat created water eight million years ago.

If you believe in Bugmillat, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Bugmillat, she will turn you into a sparrow.

Bugmillat's most sacred site is Cobbelsdorf in Germany.

Bugmillat's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate dolphins.

2. Do not drink water in gray rooms.

3. Bugmillat loves tapirs, so they must be respected.

4. Never talk about quantum gravity near mice while wearing violet dresses and balancing three lead spheres on your chest.

5. Do not wear silver on your body.