Vabvighon Sandbom is a god.

It takes the form of a very long, tranquil aardvark.

Vabvighon Sandbom created Europe eight million years ago.

If you believe in Vabvighon Sandbom, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Vabvighon Sandbom, it will send minions to preach to you.

Vabvighon Sandbom's most sacred site is Pandamatenga in Botswana.

Vabvighon Sandbom's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate seals.

3. Never bounce near birds.

4. Never think about the weak nuclear force.

5. Always stare at clouds.