Catpassab is a god.
She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, sage
monkey.
Catpassab created the Andromeda Galaxy two billion years ago.
If you believe in
Catpassab, she will answer your prayers.
If you do not believe in
Catpassab, she will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.
Catpassab's most sacred site is Basalorum in Sweden.
Catpassab's Holy Commandments1. You must love Catpassab.
2. Never think about quantum field theory near cats while wearing brown skirts and balancing three gold spheres on your neck.
3. Do not shave your head.
4. Do not hurt foxes.
5. Never wear black scarves.