Misgatquartdid is a god.

He takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, flying bat.

Misgatquartdid created a quark four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Misgatquartdid, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Misgatquartdid, he will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Misgatquartdid's most sacred site is Panayadikuppam in India.

Misgatquartdid's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Fast once a month.