Yattvinlog is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, uncaring pigeon.

Yattvinlog created snails seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Yattvinlog, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Yattvinlog, she will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Yattvinlog's most sacred site is Esse in Finland.

Yattvinlog's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate aardvarks.

2. Hide if three ants approach from the north.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Never write about nebulae.

5. Do not wear blue clothing.