Appfedbop is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, unselfish jaguar.

Appfedbop created the Sol system twelve years ago.

If you believe in Appfedbop, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Appfedbop, it will throw large rocks at you.

Appfedbop's most sacred site is Penhale in England.

Appfedbop's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear purple.

2. Never feed lots of cucumbers to geese while wearing turquoise kilts.

3. Do not trade with those who eat lemons.

4. Appfedbop loves nematodes, so they must be honoured.

5. Hide if seven manatees approach from the south.