Bagpidsog is a god.

She takes the form of a blubbery, two-faced wasp.

Bagpidsog created a Higgs boson five billion years ago.

If you believe in Bagpidsog, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Bagpidsog, she will turn you into a rock.

Bagpidsog's most sacred site is Gadna in Hungary.

Bagpidsog's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Bagpidsog.

2. Never paint your back brown.

3. Never hurt otters.

4. Do not hurt goats.

5. Never write about ribonucleic acid.