Tofflycan is a god.

He takes the form of a small, humorless octopus.

Tofflycan created the Sol system three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tofflycan, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Tofflycan, he will turn you into a worm.

Tofflycan's most sacred site is Trujillo in Spain.

Tofflycan's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into indigo rooms.

2. Do not eat melons.

3. Do not trade with those who eat lemons.

4. Do not drink water in brown rooms.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.