Femsitkip is a god.

He takes the form of a very fat, boastful mouse.

Femsitkip created a bottom quark six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Femsitkip, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Femsitkip, he will turn you into an amoeba.

Femsitkip's most sacred site is Sarti in Greece.

Femsitkip's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant silver sculpture of Femsitkip in the centre of the settlement.

2. Learn three new languages a year.

3. Always help grasshopers in need.

4. Put Femsitkip first in all things.

5. You must pray to Femsitkip seven times a day.