Xencinbus is a god.

He takes the form of a five thousand metre long, astonishing coyote.

Xencinbus created the Andromeda Galaxy two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Xencinbus, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Xencinbus, he will attempt to scare you with floods.

Xencinbus' most sacred site is Faux Cap in Madagascar.

Xencinbus' Holy Commandments

1. Xencinbus must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Never think ill of sick dogs.

3. Do not speak about melons.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. You must love Xencinbus.