Abragget is a god.

It takes the form of a five hundred metre long, deceitful hare.

Abragget created Africa nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Abragget, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Abragget, it will turn you into a dog.

Abragget's most sacred site is Ifaty in Madagascar.

Abragget's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about sheep.

2. Worship no other gods but Abragget.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Never think ill of sick dogs.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.