Zogbonkxen is a god.
He takes the form of a slim, amazing
toad.
Zogbonkxen created parasitic wasps two trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Zogbonkxen, he will look favourably on your prayers.
If you do not believe in
Zogbonkxen, he will send four elderly elephants to rub you out.
Zogbonkxen's most sacred site is Kauvatsa in Finland.
Zogbonkxen's Holy Commandments1. Do not make images of living things.
2. Do not covet oxen.
3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.
4. Respect your elders.
5. Learn nine new languages a year.